Author S. K. Nicholas

they found me in

the garden

taking a piss in

a birdbath

without a shirt on

and swigging from

a bottle of wine

it wasn’t my fault though

it’s women

and the way they

affect me

the way they make

me

hard

when i’m all soft

inside

they drive me crazy

so i drank to numb

my aching balls

and to block out

the images

creeping down

my

spine

it’s my nextdoor neighbour too

and the way she wears a

short skirt

showing off legs you could

almost

eat

and it makes me wonder

about her

peach

and just how juicy

it must

taste

oh

i can’t go on

thinking of taking her in the shower

then laying her down on

the bed

and fucking her

till i come

twelve times

oh

I can’t do it anymore

it drives me insane

so i drank wine

and took a

piss

in a birdbath